1. I’ll probably end up marrying food.

    sodamnrelatable:

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  2. calliotp:

    calliotp:

    do you think shakira has shakirity guards 

    fuck you all im hilarious

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  3. die-thylamide:

sugar, spice, and a lil somethin for the homies

    die-thylamide:

    sugar, spice, and a lil somethin for the homies

    (via aubriparis)

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  4. sextingllamas:

    is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

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  5. I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fueled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for the things I’m interested in and I hate it for that.

    (via okbabes)

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  6. best-of-funny:

X

    best-of-funny:

    X

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  7. haithinkimfunny:

    queenestelle:

    gothist:

    GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

    at least you get accepted no matter what

    that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

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  9. i am three years behind in my math homework

    Same

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  12. bre-aking:

    My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome. 

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  13. teenager:

    It’s unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.

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  14. mrschriskendall:

    ”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

    ”i don’t care”

    ”ok”

    image

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  15. uglybloggerlol:


“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 
Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

    uglybloggerlol:

    “What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

    Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

    i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

    (via fake-mermaid)

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